"The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubters" contemporary figurative painting. acrylic on canvas. 30 in x 24 in.

The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubters

"The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubters" contemporary figurative painting. acrylic on canvas. 30 in x 24 in.

“The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubters”
contemporary figurative painting. acrylic on canvas. 30 in x 24 in.

“The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubters” contemporary figurative painting

The Flat-Earth Monkey Doubter’s Creed

  1. Honor Thy President.

  2. Remember the Freedom Fries!

  3. Only Fox News tells the truth.

  4. Books are liberal revisionist history.

  5. It’s all Clinton’s fault.

  6. The Europeans are all insane and against us.

  7. The UN is a conspiracy.

  8. God wants us to consume most of the world’s resources because we are His chosen people.

  9. People hate us for our freedoms but not because of our corporate greed.

  10. Global Warming was invented by scientists as attempt to “prove” Evolution, etc.

  11. All liberals hate God and think unlimited immigration is a good thing.

  12. Galileo and his telescope were wrong.

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